NOPUMP

$NOPUMP is the most honest meme coin on the blockchain. Unlike every other token promising to moon, $NOPUMP makes one solemn vow: It won’t pump. Ever. Probably.

Born from the ashes of broken rockets and deflated hype balloons, $NOPUMP is a satirical take on the relentless pump-and-dump culture. It's a token for the degens who are tired of promises, tired of hopium, and just want to embrace the inevitable dump. This isn’t financial advice; it’s anti-financial advice.

Why buy $NOPUMP?
Because it’s pointless, ironic, and completely ridiculous. And maybe, just maybe, the best way to pump is to swear you won’t.