WAWA CAT

Why did the sneaky Wawa cat jump into $wawa? Saw the market bounce and said, "Purrfect timing!" Chasing those moonshots, but always lands on its feet. Hissed at FUD, held tight to its $wawa bags. Diversified into $wawa, $wawa, and $wawa. Now it lounges in the crypto sun, smug and unbothered!