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🚀 BREAKING NEWS: CRYPTO $NEWS LAUNCH ALERT 🚀

Attention, $NEWS enthusiasts! We've received the green light: Our developers have locked and loaded, the Glock is cocked and it's pointed straight at the naked shitcoin market.

⏳ Timeline: Brace yourselves, because CRYPTO $NEWS is set to hit the airwaves at some point within the next 30 minutes! When exactly you ask? Hehehe, you would need give me my 10th Lambo if you want that information.

📝 Key Points:

Max Wallet is 2%, we will have enough $NEWS to go around

Contract will be renounced soon after launch.

Liquidity Pool? It's getting torched! 🔥

Remember, those rusty bots won't stand a chance. First 15 purchases will have a whopping 33% tax. Let's ensure a fair game for our real enthusiasts.

🔥 So keep those notifications on and stay glued, because Crypto $NEWS is coming your way.

Prepare to ride the most thrilling news wave of your life. 📰🌊

BLOCKCHAIN. CAMERA. ACTION 🎥💰

Crypto $NEWS Team