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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Time	Volume	Amount	Tx
16:46:35 Sep 27	$48.15	1.83M	0x2251f
16:46:35 Sep 27	$49.83	1.87M	0x2251f
13:34:21 Sep 27	$438.71	15.35M	0x300c5
12:28:19 Sep 27	$76.69	2.50M	0xaf63e
12:03:19 Sep 27	$79.49	2.58M	0xc1017
09:44:34 Sep 27	$120.03	3.89M	0x975d2
09:05:09 Sep 27	$187.22	5.83M	0x7698a
05:17:03 Sep 27	$193.96	6.01M	0x2dfdc
23:59:03 Sep 26	$37.48	1.35M	0x26550
23:59:03 Sep 26	$476.95	16.00M	0x34d71
23:59:03 Sep 26	$41.11	1.31M	0xf251e
23:47:48 Sep 26	$624.17	24.72M	0x337a3
23:31:04 Sep 26	$111.29	4.91M	0x45238
23:26:47 Sep 26	$158.99	7.32M	0x8a632
23:15:02 Sep 26	$60.41	2.88M	0x7fba1
23:13:47 Sep 26	$109.70	5.38M	0x8ebfe
22:23:17 Sep 26	$201.61	9.80M	0x313ce
21:40:02 Sep 26	$135.13	6.22M	0x65d17
21:23:32 Sep 26	$21.82	980,000.00	0x030e6
17:59:17 Sep 26	$238.48	11.02M	0x49342