Bate

🎖️MEET BATE🎖️

🎖️TATE...BUT BASED🎖️

Listen up, because I’m about to tell you how I, Andrew, went from a nobody to BATE, the genie you see before you. I was stuck in a soul-sucking 9-to-5, wasting my life away like a total brokie...

One night, Brett appeared out of nowhere like some kind of crypto degen nerd and offered me two pills: one red and one blue.

Like a true alpha, I grabbed the blue pill and downed it without hesitation.

Next thing I know, I’m BASED. I turned into BATE