GIGAPNUTRUMP

GIGAPNUTRUMP /ɡɪɡəpenətrʌmp/
A legendary cryptid escaped from a secret cabal laboratory where they attempted to resurrect Peanut the squirrel, but fortified with DNA from Gigachad and Trump. A chill dog gave the creature his jeans and shoes, and foretold that a great cult that would rise in his wake, on a mission to make memecoins fun again.