bandar is the whale everyone blames. he only buys btc. nobody knows why. he doesn't either.

in indonesia, a "bandar" is the big money nobody sees but everybody blames. price goes up, bandar. price goes down, bandar. your wifi drops, probably bandar.

born among the ronin. nobody told him how, and he has no idea how he ended up there either. still, bandar loves his big ronin family very much.

lives on robinhood chain. trades only against ₿. counts in sats.

wasn't me.