Fartrarri

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The fartiest horse on sol!

At Nonna's "Casa Fattoria" in
Tuscany near Rome lived some
decidedly degen horses. One,
however, was special: Fartrarri.
His farts were so loud they
sounded like Formula 1 cars, and
the whole village knew him for
it. Despite his… unique talent,
the local bitches loved riding
him, especially after a
particularly thunderous blast.
Nonna would say, "Fartrarri is a
legend. A stinky, loud, stupid
legend! Fartrarri will conquer
Solana!"