GRANDPA’S TOENAIL 👴💅

$FUNGUS isn’t just a shitcoin. It’s a living organism. A relentless, ever-expanding financial anomaly, powered by the same ancient biological forces that keep Grandpa’s foot horror thriving despite decades of neglect. Like any truly fungal investment, it starts as a small, seemingly harmless purchase. But then? It spreads. At first, it’s just a light tingle in your portfolio, a subtle discomfort. But before you know it, your entire bag is a grotesque, irreversible mass of financial decay.